Diary of a Cable Outage
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Day One: The cable goes out in the afternoon during a lightening storm.  I figure it’ll come back on any minute, so I take a nap. When I wake up, there is still no cable. I call the cable company to report the outage. I get so bored that I watch old episodes of South Park for hours. They’re all still funny. I go to bed secure in the thought that my cable will be back on when I get up.
Day Two: I wake up, and the cable is still out. It’s Monday. I can’t read the news or the blogs. I decide to go to Ocean City to check out the Christy Freeman story. While I’m there I notice all of the news vans running for hours, and I start thinking that global warming may have played a part in my cable outage. I tell a local news anchor guy that my blog angle will be the carbon footprint of the news media while covering stories. He doesn’t think that’s funny, which makes it even funnier.  The cable is still out so I have to go to the office to write.  When I get home I watch TV fuzz for a little while, then go to bed.Â
Day Three: Still no cable. The boy is sick of playing video games. I consider this a sign of the apocalypse, but I hold off on making my stockpile list for the grocery store. I call the cable company and they won’t give me any kind of time line as to when my service will return, even though I explain my apocalypse theory. We go to the waterpark to kill some time. I’m starting to forget what Chris Matthews looks like….
UPDATE: My cable is finally back. The repair guys came and got it going around 6:30 p.m., thankfully before anyone resorted to anarchy or cannibalism.

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Wow, that does look awesome… I want to share with you an e-mail I received today on the smoking tax coming direct from my inbox to your eyes… enjoy:

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