That T-shirt Just Is Not Funny

July 29th, 2007 by Jared Morris

So, I went to see the new Simpsons movie yesterday, and while in line, I was eye-molested by the guy in from of me’s oh-so-saucy t-shirt.. Let me preface this by saying, I wasn’t offended by the guy’s t-shirt.. not because of high-community standards.. but, offended by the taste of the gentleman… I ask you, my brethren, is this photo captured by my WGMD Local eye-spy camera phone funny?

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Now, I’m not telling you, Wichita Lineman, that you don’t like it hot.. maybe you do… to me that means you like to get electrocuted.. but whatever floats your superconductor…

Why do people find it suitable to tell us all in eye-shot how the “like it” or how they “do it”.. I give you another fine example from cafepress.com

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Really? That’s very subtle… here’s some more that I didn’t feel appropriate posting the actual images of…

it seems as if they have some of these delightful t-shirts for almost every job…

Broadcasters do it with frequency Disc Jockeys do it on request 
(these are just not true)

The worst of the bunch: TEACHER’S DO IT WITH CLASS… !!!!

Teachers do it with class (*sigh*)

And the oddest of the bunch: mediators do it until both parties are satisfied.. I’m sure they’ve sold a load of those

I’m gonna market this one to all the other lazy bloggers out there…

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4 Responses to “That T-shirt Just Is Not Funny”

  1. commonsense Says:

    Yes, these shirts ARE funny, but not as funny as the shirts at http://www.tshirthell.com

  2. Pat Patterson Says:

    Do they have Steve and Barry stores at the malls out your way yet ? They sell all kinds of “attitude” T-shirts…and for CHEAP.

  3. wildcard1966 Says:

    Maybe Jared Morris should try marketed his own t-shirt. I don’t want to make suggestion that can get me banned.

  4. John Mixon Says:

    Why is the “bloggers” shirt so large? Are bloggers large? Are you trying to insult us lazy bloggers on two fronts?

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