Our Next Governor

August 8th, 2007 by Jared Morris

Did you happen to hear Monday morning’s show? The first hour featured an interview with “Delaware’s Next Governor” Robert “Rob” Foraker – The Everyman Pizza Delivering Crime Fighting George Orwell Fantasy come-to-life to clean up the governor’s mansion.

How scary is this guy? He drives around up-state with a camera mounted on his dashboard videotaping “drug-dealers, hookers and johns.” He advocates a “Big Brother” atmosphere in the First State. His email address is even BigBrotherDelaware@gmail.com.

The biggest danger to a guy like this is, he appears innocuous. If you read the Gannett articles written about him on his hot Web site (http://www.robforaker.com/), he comes off even as someone to look up to; a modern day Batman looking for The Joker as he deals out drugs to our state’s children.

However, talking to the guy the truth comes out. He says things like; On prostitutes: A gal’s gotta make a living. On Drug Dealers: I don’t call the police.. I confront them myself and tell them to get off my street. On Delaware: “(my) vision for crime has some similarities to George Orwell’s vision.” He describes himself as liberal and loves the idea of social solutions instead of prison for criminals.Worst of all, the guy appears to be delusional. Some of us like the idea of an everyman in government… This is not your every man.

During The discussion of the story that broke today about the Millsboro police officer Davis losing it in the middle of the road and launching himself at a fellow officer, we asked the question: “What makes someone snap?” – This wannabe vigilante appears to be one-step away from snapping.

I urge you to listen to this segment from Monday’s show (courtesy of Audio-To-Go) – Here was Davis’ take from his e-mailing list: “I  have publically commented on  news reguarding our farmers across the state of Delaware. Our Lt. Governor Carney has left our government in a difficult situation due to ‘NO OPINION” how many categories of  this administrations failures does this statement refer too. I have made my feelings public on radio station   WDMG92.5 in Sussex County.” If I were you Robert, I wouldn’t be advertising your appearance. To quote a savvy listener: “This isn’t even funny anymore.”

Here’s some of Batman’s crime fighting videos… don’t see a lot of crime being fought though… http://uncutvideo.aol.com/videos/e801a456392678d7d918ffa7a7db1474

7 Responses to “Our Next Governor”

  1. M.Opaliski Says:

    I told you he was a little out there …

  2. amish electrician Says:

    I recommend he hire Dr. George Stone as a a special consultant-

    WILL VOTE FOR PIZZA!- IT WORKED FOR A NEW SCHOOL- WHY NOT FOR GOVERNOR?

  3. thejoker Says:

    Hello, Jarred at WGMD 92.5 I read your article on my interview with you..I want to thank you very much..it was well written. I also appreciate the comments you made…obviously you don’t have the street experience or maybe your not smart enough or to the dense to understand. You’re obviously picking a fight you can’t win alone. Oh ye of few brain cells… You better call for help..Oh I know …xoxo/?!!/. I’m impressed for sure ooooh…..The next article you may want to stand on your own two feet,..Put away your crutch…stop running to dad……you’re a big boy now…you’re in the big leagues …doesn’t your name alone carry any weight.? …Will call you Monday 9;00 to see if you’re potty trained

  4. thejoker Says:

    During The discussion of the story that broke today about the Millsboro police officer Davis losing it in the middle of the road and launching himself at a fellow officer, we asked the question: “What makes someone snap?” – This wannabe vigilante appears to be one-step away from snapping.

    I can bet tax payers as well as police department are happy to hear this……Good writing

  5. thejoker Says:

    However, talking to the guy the truth comes out. He says things like; On prostitutes: A gal’s gotta make a living. On Drug Dealers: I don’t call the police………This is an example of smut radio….

  6. thejoker Says:

    However, talking to the guy the truth comes out. He says things like; On prostitutes: A gal’s gotta make a living. On Drug Dealers: I don’t call the police…….I understand you Jared or whomever you really are? BACKING DOWN…….Another example of SMUT radio

  7. thejoker Says:

    Our Lt. Governor Carney has left our government in a difficult situation due to ‘NO OPINION” how many categories of this administrations failures does this statement refer too. I have made my feelings public on radio station WDMG92.5 in Sussex County.” If I were you Robert, I wouldn’t be advertising your appearance. To quote a savvy listener: “This isn’t even funny anymore.”
    “This was not meant to be funny” My experience being in the public eye tells me this was a bad choice of words to use.

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