French People Spotted On Rehoboth Beach, Police Respond
August 9th, 2007 by Maria Evans
The Rehoboth Beach Police respond to a call about a topless woman (literally) hanging around the beach in front of the Atlantic Sands Hotel
It’s even exciting in Rehoboth Beach on a Thursday afternoon. The RBPD’s finest responded to a call that a woman was enjoying the surf in front of the Atlantic Sands Hotel sans top. With children playing all around her, confused sunbathers couldn’t help wondering what the heck she was doing. As one astute beachgoer put it, “Where does she think she is, France?”

“Where does she think she is, France?”
Not that you can tell from the above, picture, but apparently the woman turned out to actually be from France, and she had no idea that you can’t wave those things around on a public beach in Delaware. According to the police, she now knows you have to keep them under wraps, for the children.

Oui, the woman turned out to be French. It would have been easier to identify the couple as French if they had been wearing traditional French beachwear, pictured above.
The officers responding were professional and polite, and let the woman go with a warning. The officers will remain anonymous, in case they didn’t tell their wives.
August 10th, 2007 at 5:19 am
Well keep us abreast of what happens with this story. Extremely titillating.
August 10th, 2007 at 5:33 am
I hope they asked the gentleman to also cover up , it looks as if he may have been a “bigger” offender than the lady
August 10th, 2007 at 8:16 am
Are you trying to make a titillating story about a couple boobs on the beach?
August 10th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
The hairy armpits, and body odour were dead give-aways she was French. I once got kicked off a bus, and nearly arrested, in Paris for spraying a native chick down with deoderant.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Geez, AE…THAT’S why the French/Europeans love us so much, I guess. Just in case I’m not clear, maybe you should have been arrested…and certainly being kicked off the bus was not amiss.
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