Dr. Janet Dudley-Do-Wrong
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007As usual this morning I was scanning the globe looking for answers to life’s most difficult questions. One of which is, how do you stop violent people from killing college classmates. The answer is self defense. This is from Wednesday’s Washington Times:
On some other issues one week has passed since the racist President of Salisbury University was “outed.” One week later and this woman remains on the job.  Why? Why isn’t there a no-confidence motion from the faculty? Why has the local and national media attention waned? Is it because Dr. Janet Dudley-Eshbach is “one of them?â€Â  One of “those people?†  You would think the woman’s husband would at least take her to task. Then again I‘m not sure she’s married, however. The hyphenated last name suggests if she is, he doesn’t wear the pants in the family.
Speaking of women in pant-suits Thursday will mark two weeks since Queen Hillary was asked about my dismissal from my last talk radio show. Of which she may have had some sort of role in my departure by suggesting the radio station’s license could face a difficult renewal process. I didn’t see this interview but folks say Mrs. Rodham-Peron fumbled and said there was a misunderstanding and surely her staff would straighten all of this out. Very soon. Tomorrow will mark two weeks and not one member of that staff has telephoned offering me an explanation. Â
Dogs are dying horribly. Have you seen the stories in The News Journal? One dog found hanging, really it was just a puppy, and another friendly family dog was strangled. On national TV I saw a story about a Dahmer-in-training convicted of killing a dog by kicking it like a football. Another pervert held the dog in place as if it was a field goal try. People who torture and kill small animals eventually find pleasure in doing these things to their fellow humans. Sorry, I’m not sure these psychopaths are human because you need humanity to qualify.Â
The very nice young man hosting our Spanish language show suggests the proposal to offer a free ride to college students here illegally guarantees we keep these great young minds in this country. He tells me the tuition offer is only for the most gifted. I shared this with a friend and he wondered if your kids would get a reciprocal in Bolivia, Argentina or Costa Rica? Especially if you and your family entered those nations illegally. Speaking of which, my daughter is very gifted. Will the Democrats be giving a free trip to college?  If it’s at Salisbury U. can we decline? How will the Latino children of illegal immigrants adjust to college life at old Sal U? Especially when getting caned by Dr. Dudley-Eshbach?  Can you imagine the images on the recruiting posters? Will the illegal aliens get an opportunity to fondle the President’s daughter as in the staged photographs Dudley-Do-Wrong posted on the Internet?Â
Back when I was at college this type of behavior would’ve gotten me expelled. And that was during the dark ages known as The Reagan Era. But then I wasn’t here illegally and couldn’t gain protected status from the wacko left even then dominating academia. Someone, possibly in the words of Dudley-Eshbach, has some ‘splainin’ to do.



