A Philadelphia Christmas
December 20th, 2007 by Bill ColleyThis was in my email when I arrived at work this Thursday…
Dear Bill,
     I have left Sean H. for you every week day from 3 to 7 - and I don’t regret it. There are others here in Cape May County who have done the same.
     As a Christmas present I am sending along a poem I have written, inspired by the homicide rate of my hometown Philadelphia. Enjoy it and feel free to read it aloud should you so chose.
                   Prof. Helen McCaffrey
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            CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE HOOD
                    By Prof. Helen McCaffrey
       ‘Twas the night before Christmas
       and all through the hood
       the gangstas on corners
       were up to no good.
       Crisp green Benjamins,stuffed
       their pockets and pants, while
       assaulting the air with
       their faux tough guy rants.
       Behind their barred windows
       The children slept tight
       And prayed that a bullet
       Wouldn’t pierce through the night.
       Their Mom in the kitchen
       Had just put them to bed
       Then sat with two aspirin
       Just holding her head.
       The Dad was out working
       An overtime shift
       To make a nice Christmas
       And give each a gift.
       He called home at supper
       To say he would be
       At home a bit later,
      ’cause he’s buying a tree.
 His wife looked out the window
A chill up her spine,
      As she watched the gang members
      Do crime after crime.
      Her attention was shifted—
      A noise in the next room -
      She turned quickly toward it,
      Now armed with a broom.
      Imagine her shock!
      Her amazement! Surprise!
      She couldn’t believe it!
     And kept rubbing her eyes.
     Yet THERE he stood -
     Red, round, shiny and bright
     A big bag in his fist
     He now swung to the right.
    He looked for the tree
    But none was yet there
    Then he spied all the stockings
    Hung on the rail stair.
    He gingerly filled them
    Then turned as to go
    But noticed the woman
    And turned around slow.
    He instantly read her
    Her heart and her head
    ‘The wonder of seeing him,
    the fear and the dread that
    her husband was late,
    coming home Christmas eve.’
    Reaching into his sack
    He pulled out one more gift.
    He gave it to her
    Then turned with a swift move
    To the exit.
    Though no words were spoken,
    She seemed to surmise
    “You’ll know just what to do
     should occasion arise.”
    And then in an instant
    The jolly, round elf
    Was gone through the ally
    And she was all by herself.
    She restarted her vigil
    And time passed the night
    She glanced out the window
    Her man was in sight!
    Carrying presents and dragging a tree
    His vision obstructed
    So he couldn’t see the thugs who were lurking,
    Intentions all bad
   To rob him and beat him
   And take all he had.
   “Oh no! Not this Christmas!”
  His wife thought in a flash
  And reached for the gift she had
  Recently stashed in the closet-
 Not knowing she’d need it so fast.
 She dashed out the door
 Headed straight for the gang
Who now fled in terror
 When her ‘present’ said bang.
The gifts all recovered
The tree brought inside
Love for each other not easy to hide
“How did you save me,
all by your small self?”
“I didn’t”, she smiled “I
had help from an elf,”
“who gave me a Glock
to use for the good,
so for one night at least,
there’d be peace in the hood.”
    Merry Christmas and a peaceful New Year
     From Helen McCaffrey
 ”THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS ETERNAL VIGILANCE.” -
                    GEORGE WASHINGTON
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:58 pm
i dont care about christmas in philadelphia?? why didnt you just forward this to your address book like a good little chain emailer, instead of passing it along to tons more people who dont care?