A conservative friend has grown tired of John McCain and the current occupant of The White House.   He sent me this..

Dear Sir or Madam;

My name is George Bush.

I am seeking employment with your firm, for the position of Chief Executive Officer.

I have held the position of President of the United States of America for the past eight years.

During that time, I note my achievements as follows:

• Successfully transferred responsibility for border security to other entities (the states).
• Created unprecedented demand for a food stamp dependency program for over 28,000,000 citizens.
• Successfully implemented the seamless integration of 2,000,000 uneducated illegal immigrants per year into our economy.
• Demonstrated ability for increasing financing for operations in the amount of $9,000,000,000,000, despite revenues of under $690,000,000,000.
• Creatively navigated through a major debt crisis by deferring responsibility until 2040 or later.
• Caused a transfer of private assets into government control, in the amount of $1,500,000,000,000, during what has been referred to as the “sub-prime mortgage crisisâ€.
• Created several new, complex departments: The Department of Homeland Security and the Transportation Security Agency, which increased employee count by over 150,000 and 90,000, respectively.
• Made more free programs available to the growing illiterate class, to foster domestic tranquility.
• Implemented an unprecedented transfer of public facilities to private, foreign owners, without the reduction of tax revenue.

As you can see, my career has been tremendously successful and robust.

I look forward to discussing the position of Chief Executive Officer with you soon.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Respectfully,

George W. Bush

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