This one’s for the guys. Does your wife or girlfriend let you watch football? A little football, some football or a lot of football? My first marriage faltered, as most of you know, not because of football but because we grew apart in other areas. I stayed sane. She didn’t.
I’ve pledged not to make the same mistakes the next time around and I’ve known Mary T. for a little more than a year and we appear quite compatible, however. Football season just got underway. Sometime late last winter or early spring I pledged I would do some of her yard work, which ended up mainly being cutting the grass, in exchange for football this fall. I didn’t ask for college ball. I’ve never been a great negotiator. On opening weekend the big game wasn’t until Monday night, or at least from my perspective, so I didn’t mind missing some earlier action.
This weekend was different. There were big games at one o’clock and 4 o’clock and 8 o’clock. Do you think when we made this agreement she was aware football could eat up ten hours of a day? Again, it would be twenty for a weekend if I’d been granted a concession for college ball.
Newsflash: I didn’t get anywhere near ten hours Sunday. Actually it has been years since I spent an entire day watching three games. Or a rainy day or two last year and maybe a snowy day as well but for it didn’t snow here until March and then just that once.
She came by late Sunday morning to use the computer. The former programmer of the mainframe at Martin-Marietta doesn’t have one at home. Then she needed me to go to BJ’s wholesale before I mowed any grass. After leaving BJ’s she wanted to go to Lowe’s. It was approaching 1:00 P.M. and I mentioned football. It’s when I was told I needed to communicate these things earlier. Point taken. I went to church Saturday night in order to get to the grass early Sunday. Guess I should have explained my actions. Meanwhile she spent the next couple of hours grousing about football. A little girl who grew up down the street from John Unitas can’t fathom the attraction. She also said what you’ve been currently reading shouldn’t be a subject for on-air discussion, which means it won’t be and which is why instead it’s written down. Enough of this but I’ve wrought one more concession. She agreed the other day to go with me to see a Ravens’ game. Of course, I know it’s because it gives her an opportunity to make a few extra shopping stops in Baltimore.
You may be reading this and thinking I’m involved with the wrong woman but I’ll offer more. Disputes about football and lawn mowing are small potatoes and she didn’t hear what her neighbor said Sunday. While I was mowing the front section of the lawn he came over and asked why I wasn’t watching the Redskins’ game? I just smiled and said it was being negotiated.
Saturday we went shopping in Salisbury and as we were turning down a service road to the store we saw an old man pushing a grocery cart. It was stuffed with his belongings. He had a small dog as sidekick and I recognized his jacket. It was red and there was a yellow stripe down one side. The man was a veteran. My redheaded friend insisted on stopping and giving him some money. Behind us a young man driving a taxi cab was in a hurry. He started honking his car’s horn. It angered me and she wanted to then follow him to give the youngster an earful. We let our cooler heads prevail.
Her dad died when she was very young. Her mother remarried an Air Force Colonel and that man was a major influence on my girlfriend’s life.
She’s infuriated there are people in media and politics labeling patriots as mobs and now racists. Her stepfather worked at the Pentagon when Jimmy Carter was Commander-in-Chief and an exceptionally poor one. Still, the racist talk of the last week subsided quickly when the left found it was a tag that wouldn’t stick. Now infamous columnists, Frank Rich is one, are writing the nation is approaching the rhetoric that preceded the Civil War. He’s not alone. On the right the same is coming from Victor Davis Hanson. A few years ago I was still living near Syracuse and one day, it was 4 or 5 years ago as I recall, when the show was finished a friend telephoned and asked me for lunch. Father Charles Vavonese is the number two man for the Roman Catholic Diocesan Schools for a 16 county area, or he was the last we spoke. At lunch that day he offered a chilling prophesy. He saw Civil War and he predicted that day it would erupt in another 5 years. When I shared his comments with friends and listeners they thought the priest and I had gotten food poisoning.
Flash forward following a contentious summer. Football is a comfort and it’s familiar. It’s orderly and it’s my escape. For just one day every week.